Spring Break BABY!

At colleges across the United States, as you read this sentence, I'm sure there are hundreds upon thousands of college students drinking out of kegs, guys passing out in washrooms and chicks making out with one another. Spring Break is the time of year when magic like that happens, my friend(s).

This is probably the best time of year for people to start making scantily clad videos of half naked woman dancing and shaking there ba-donk-a-donks at a pool party and if you want to go even further with that you could easily say that all the REAL quality porn is made this time of year as well. Not that I look at porn or anything . . .

Though many fellow American's are probably having the times of their lives, I have no plans for this Spring Break. The only way I could ever lay my eyes on any half decent females making out is through my computer monitor. Which reminds me, just last night there was the Miss America Pageant of 2007, and holy shiat, what a way to begin my bound-to-be mediocre break. Miss Kansas was by far the fakest female on stage, but she was so "boner"-inducing at the same time! There is no way in hell any sane male could look at her without having to refrain from drooling. Though she could do well with a little more meat and a bit more quadricep / hamstring and gastroc. action, she is still a 10 in my scope of visionary creepyness. But anyways, I hope everyong has a good Spring Break and get's high off of something, at least once in the upcoming week.