At this rate, I'll always be a virgin.

So today, on Saturday February 17, 2007, I went to work out at the Y. Coincidentally the Edmonton Rush's dance/cheer team (otherwise known as the Edmonton "Crush") were in the gymnasium playing with a bunch of kids. Let's just say, some were aight, but others stood out like a boner at a nude beach. There were several immensely hot dancers equipped in their lululemon-type spandex pants that just curled around their bums. Never have I been so aroused at the gym or have I seen so many perfectly symmetrical and round asses in one place.

But what did I look like you might ask? Before I went to the Y, I had packed a Spider-Man tshirt 3 sizes too small, and a pair of black short shorts. Could I have looked any faggier? Fuck, I probably looked like a child pedophile to them.

Sigh, I missed my chance.