Motivational posters

So I was browsing some fitness forums, and came across some utterly amazing motivational posters! Utterly amazing. If these posters don't motivate you to hit the gym, then you're either gay or a female:

I stole most of these posters from the thread, but the following poster I actually made myself. I must say it's pretty damn good:

And heck I've got some spare time. This one is for all you under-achievers; beware because you are walking on thin ice:

Review: The Alphabet of Manliness

So this month was very anal. But luckily my exams are done for the most part and the second semester of the school year is almost underway. When you have a spare followed by Physed. and CALM 20, you know you're in a good place. But anyways, this month I've been steadily reading a book written by Maddox, titled "The Alphabet of Manliness", and I think it's safe to say I've learnt more from this book than I ever could have learned from health class and experimental intercourse combined. The book is written in a textbook format, but is also a very comfortable read fit for the highly illiterate as the book includes very vivid images. Maddox writes about the book to spread word about how to be more of man and less of a bitch, by giving each letter of the alphabet a masculine subject of discussion, which all follow as:

A for ass kicking
B for boners
C for copping a feel (ie. female body parts)
D for taking a dump
E for Enlightenment
F for female wrestling
G for gas
H for hot suace
I for irate
J for jerky, beef
L for lumberjack
M for metal
N for Norris, Chuck
O for obedience
P for pirates
Q for quickies
R for Road Rage
S for sneaking a peek (ie. female private parts)
T for taunting
U for urinal etiquette
V for violence
W for winner
X for XXX
Y for yelling and Z, standing for zombies.

If this book is not the next best thing since the invention of breast implants then I don't know what is. Though I am not quite done reading up on the text and I still have a bit of studying to do on my own part, this book is nothing short of an educational tool that should be a part of every man's library. Females could also learn soemthing from this book. For example, if you don't beat your child(ren), realize that you are a failure as a parent. But guys, I cannot stress how much there is to learn from this information-rich goldmine. Never has been sneaking a peek at a chick or urinal etiquette been so laid out in simple terms. Plus, the XXX section does not contain any porn whatsoever, but it does include methods of wathcing porn that will help you blur out the male pornstars "gameboy", and also teach you the basics of hiding porn, whether you are 8 years of age or 80. This artful price of literature will gain your rightfully earned respect from women, children, other men, trannies, but most importantly, yourself.

Start reading my young ones, because I give this an easy 4.5 out of 5.