HAIL THE ASIAN GIRL

I believe that in my last post I said I would most likely be posting sometime after red and white day, but man this is urgently important. I think you guys will like the story this time around.

So today, after volunteering at the Y like usual, my mother and father brought me to a relative's dwelling to see if the pool table they were looknig to sell was worth any value. So I walk into the house, and I swear I see the ugliest pool table on Earth, or at least Edmonton. It looked like 2 natives had fucked on it and then the lady in the affair spat out a baby on it prematurely 5 months later. LOL JUST KIDDING. The table wasn't that ugly.

But here's when my story gets good, after my parents leave the house. My dad drops my mom at home, then me and my dad go to a pool hall to shoot some pool, thinking it would be a good way to end the week. Man oh man was it a good way to end this week. My dad and I played for about an hour, and then, Ms. Asian-With-Body-Karate walks in. If by chance you know me to any certain degree, you probably know that I prefer white chicks over asians anyday, but holy shit this girl made me want to lion dance or something. It's almost as if this chick had rejuvenated something that I thought would never come back in my body, which is attraction for another asian chick. Now to any of my asian friend's who may be girls, I don't mean to say things like this to offend you, it's just that before today, I thought only white chicks could pull off that innocent yet HAW-HAW-HAW-HOT look. Wow, was I wrong. She was like a JOJO and a ASHLEE SIMPSON hybrid, but with black hair and smaller boobs. What sucks though, was she had a boyfriend, sigh. Though he looked pretty scrawny and I bet I could kicked his ass. But, whatever it's not like I could have hit on her, because if I did, my dad would probably hit me. Anyways that's my rant for 12/08/06, TOODLES and have a good weekend all.