The YEAR in Review!

What a year. There are simply too many things to list. A few things I can remember (in random order) include:

- Finishing by far, my wretched and hated school year; grade 10.
- Gaining 6 pounds (fat and muscle) this year = a pound every 2 months!
- Punching the lights out of D**** P**** at the stadium and getting away with it.
- Having sexual fantasies concerning my Lindsay, whom I encountered through kickboxing.
- Having an awesome time playing campfire, circle, sing-a-long, pool and playground games with kids all summer long.
- Helping kids who couldn't swim float at my expense. (Nearly drowning myself on several occasions)
- Getting my ass handed to me on a dimanond-studded plate during a wrestling tournament in Wetaskiwin.
- Walking around school in a 10 cent sling for a solid week.
- Having the pleasure of watching the Oiler's fail. (Sorry Edmonton)
- Circulating some juicy gossip!
- Laughing at all the grade 10's who felt the way I felt a year ago; suicidal and melancholy.
- Giggling whenever I saw someone smaller than myself lift weights (and I am very small so that says something if your smaller than me)
- Gaining half my PFT certifcation -.-
- Countless weekends spent with my buddy's playing videogames, maknig fun of ugly chicks and imitating other try-hard guys.
- Drinking some fo the NASTIEST supplement shakes with hopes of getting bigger.
- To those infinite times I plugged my home toilet and had to use a chopstick to disassemble the poop lodged in the pool.
- Jogging the river valley with my hilarious chinese parents.
- Trying to give up the stupid game of poker.
- etc!

What a year. What a way to end it as well. Just tonight after my volunteering shift, I went to a friend's restaurant with a few buddies. After everyone left, me and my friend ate half a red chili pepper thing. You know those hot ass things that burn for 20 minutes and give you fucking heart burn. Well, we split a big one and it really does give you a burning sensation for an upwards of 20 minutes and a piercing pain in your digestive tract, maknig it hard for you to breathe and so on. When I eat stuff, I take out my retainer. So I took out my retainer to eat the damn pepper and now it is gone. Forever, lost. I will love you forever and always my beloved pink, wet, and smelly retainer.

But anyways, I hope everyone enjoyed their year. This year I discovered something, more important than anything else. Often times people bicker and complain about their life more than they really should be. Even coming from myself, I can say I live a very fulfilling life, even though it may seem that all I do with my time is eat, sleep, complain about my dumbass school, do my homework and exercise; I still take time to bask in the presence of my family and friends. I'm hoping that anyone who is reading this, will look back on their year in a positive way and look at it for what it turned out to be and not what it could have been. Every year, around this time of year, I hear countless people wish for a better more enjoyable and pleasurable year. Well, life is what you think of it so work with what you've got and enjoy it. There is no sense in regret. So once again I hope everyone had an awesome 2006 and may 2007 be even awesome - er.

P.S. Wow, I almost forgot. My new year rez is to gain 10 pounds of solid good mass. So at the end of 2007 I hope to be a strong and lean 166 pounds! What's your new year's resolution?

My First All-Nighter

Hello my, few, but dedicated readers. This Christmas break was by far the most long awaited one I've ever waited for. This past month was pure hell at school and it felt like I was being forced to make love with piles of homework every night. But last friday was by far one of the toughest days of the month, as the day before I had to study and finish a bunch of crap, getting only about 4 hours of sleep. I then go to school only to realize I'm not learning shit today.

By the end of the day I was ready for a nice long nap, but I had a fundraiser to attend. Of all types of fundraisers I had to take part in, I took part in a Wake-A-Thon. A fucking wake a thon, where people pay me to stay up all night. I thought I was gonna pass out just thinking about it. But anywho, I arrived at one the YMCA's at 7 pm, and did shit for about 3 hours. From 11 till midnight, I played a mix of basketball and soccer non stop. As I played, I wore a fucking hoody. I can't even put into words, how fircken sweaty I was. Luckily, I had an extra t shirt. So at midnight, me as well as all the other 10-20 teens went swimming till 2 A.M. My thoughts were; are you joking me? What's the point in that, to get everyone to drown? In the swimming area, for a whole 2 hours, I went from the cold water to the hot tub, to ensure that I could keep myself awake. I was one shrivelly dude after we were done swimming.

By 2:30 we had a scavenger hunt around the Y. Before going out on the hunt, we had to be split into groups. What happened next made my night. So one of the YMCA youth workers/advisors tells me to join a group pointing towards a group in the corner, so I walk over to that corner. A girl in that group then points me towards a group by the wall, tell me I'm not not needed, when it was clear that they were short a few people. Someone in her group tells her that I was told to be in the group, and she then rolls her eyes at me and looks away. Normally I'd feel insulted, but this time my first thoughts were: "You know what bitch, you aren't all that fine yourself. So until you until you gain some actual weight and a pair of tits, don't fucking roll your eyes at me you cunt." Stupid bitch.

After the scavenger hunt at 3 am, I worked out with a few guys in the workout centre. Looking back on it, I don't know what I was thinking. I could barely lift my fingers let alone lift weights at that time. We also did a bunch of other stuff, but everything after 3 was a blur. I can't remember much in detail, but I can recall doing a lot of random stuff.

It was a fun but long night.

MySpace

I want MySpace. Then I can say that I'm friend's with Paris Hilton and Ashlee Simpson.

HAIL THE ASIAN GIRL

I believe that in my last post I said I would most likely be posting sometime after red and white day, but man this is urgently important. I think you guys will like the story this time around.

So today, after volunteering at the Y like usual, my mother and father brought me to a relative's dwelling to see if the pool table they were looknig to sell was worth any value. So I walk into the house, and I swear I see the ugliest pool table on Earth, or at least Edmonton. It looked like 2 natives had fucked on it and then the lady in the affair spat out a baby on it prematurely 5 months later. LOL JUST KIDDING. The table wasn't that ugly.

But here's when my story gets good, after my parents leave the house. My dad drops my mom at home, then me and my dad go to a pool hall to shoot some pool, thinking it would be a good way to end the week. Man oh man was it a good way to end this week. My dad and I played for about an hour, and then, Ms. Asian-With-Body-Karate walks in. If by chance you know me to any certain degree, you probably know that I prefer white chicks over asians anyday, but holy shit this girl made me want to lion dance or something. It's almost as if this chick had rejuvenated something that I thought would never come back in my body, which is attraction for another asian chick. Now to any of my asian friend's who may be girls, I don't mean to say things like this to offend you, it's just that before today, I thought only white chicks could pull off that innocent yet HAW-HAW-HAW-HOT look. Wow, was I wrong. She was like a JOJO and a ASHLEE SIMPSON hybrid, but with black hair and smaller boobs. What sucks though, was she had a boyfriend, sigh. Though he looked pretty scrawny and I bet I could kicked his ass. But, whatever it's not like I could have hit on her, because if I did, my dad would probably hit me. Anyways that's my rant for 12/08/06, TOODLES and have a good weekend all.

If blogging were my job I'd be fired

Slowly I'm starting to tell that my blog is getting very little attention. I think I wrote in it twice in November? Anywho, things that have happened since my last post include:

- Getting injured during wrestling due to my n00b-wrestling skills.
- Catching the stomach flu meaning excessive vomi and so much diarrhea, that my poop began to look like small grapes, strawberries and kiwi fruits.
- Lose and gain weight sporadically due to my inability to exercise.
- And most excitingly, I lost my virginity! (ha ha ha just kidding, no girl needs to see my asian penis)

Well I have a lot of homework, and I'm gonna get back to it now. IT'll be HIGHLY unlikely that I will post before Christmas time, so have a gooooood Christmas everyone.