Grade 11 Registration Day

Today I registered for Grade 11. You know summer is over once you register for school. I guess all good things must come to an end sooner or later right?

After registartion though, I met up with a couple of friends at around 6 and we sat in the City Centre Mall for well over 2 hours. We talked about really interesting things, just in case of future confrontation. We used wagers to decide how much someone would have to pay us to do something. We discussed how much money could equate to us (my personal responses in brackets):

- Piercing our nipples (at least $500,000)
- Papercutting our penis hole (no money in the world would be worth cutting my dink)
- Eating someone's shit (At least $10,000,000; the poop has to be tested first though for disease)
- Beat up a hobo (man I could never beat one up, unless I were offered a large sum of money. Then I would proceed to pull some MUAY THAI on his ass and when I am done, I'll leave an envelope of a couple thousand bucks in his pocket saying sorry :)
- Have a paintball gun shoved up our anas and then BANG (no money in the world would equate to me painting the walls of my intestines)
- Pierce my dink (Oh go to hell. NEVER EVER. GIVE ME 249850923 BILLION and I'm still sorry, but I don't need a handle or dagger sticking outta my 15th pen)
- Have sex with another guy (This is even worse than piercing my dink, so no, NEVER)
- Wax my pubes off (Hmm if I can recall, about a couple thousand would do)
- Punch a police officer (At least a couple million, 'cause I'm gonna need a good lawyer to bribe the police officer not to kill me)
- Drink our own urine (Couple thousand would do, as long as I drink lots and ltos of water that day to dilute my piss)
- Shave my head (Buy me a really nice hat and you got yourself a deal)

Now after 2 hours, we had way more what if situations, but I can't remember all of them all that well. But I'm wondering to all you dedicated readers, whether from EO or Nexopia or wherever you found my blog from, to maybe take a minute out of your day to fill out, what it would take for you to do some of these stunts :D

Summer '06

To those who might actually visit my blog often lol, I apologize for not posting in about half a century. My summer has been pretty busy yet boring. For starters, I haven't gone to kickboxing for exactly 3 weeks now, but this is only because I workout 4 - 5 times a week and don't want to over-train or over-exhaust myself. For the bulk of my summer, to be exact 7 weeks, I've volunteered at my YMCA as a camp counselor. Man, let's calculate:

7 weeks x 5 days a week = 35 days volunteering
35 days x 8 hours a day = 280 hours

So I spent approximately, 280 hours with some of edmonton's youth. If you're still in school, and thinkin' about having sex, I'd think twice. Because after having seen what kids can do or say, I don't want kids until I'm dead. I've seen a rather large boy cry because of a mouse-sized girl, a 15 year old camper have problems with repsect, 8 year old girls who hit as hard as 16 year old guys and even 12 year old boys that hold a giant tantrum which could almost equate to and cause a high magnitude earthquake. If that's not a strong contraceptive then I don't know what is. Not to make my volunteering experience sound like shit or anything though, some kids were actual angels. You could tell the difference between the kids behaviors by comparing parents. So usually, even though I wouldn't really like some of the troubling kids, I'd still sympathize with them. Though all I have to show for nearly 300 hours of work is a keychain, whistle and pen, I'd still volunteer all over again if I had a chance.

If I wasn't volunteering or out with friends, I was usually either eating, watching tv or working out. Just like like any other teenager during summer break. Fuck, come to think, there's only a week left of summer and then I have to return to my FUCKHOLE of a school. Yes, I just called my school fuckhole because it is one.