SATURDAY BREAK DOWN

So after paying a visit to kinsmen with my friend, we went to my place to eat curry. After that, we headed to his place and played videogames and some poker. I got my ass handed to me in NBA STREET Vol. 3 and just by coincidence, without knowing, I pushed my chip stack all-in with Queen - 6 suited, my friend had fucking pocket aces. As a consellation prize, my friend lent me his GAMEBOY ADVANCE.

So as I LRT-ed back home, I played tetris on his gba. As I got bored of playing, I started to look around because more and more people were beginning to crowd the lrt. Around me were at least 6 natives talking about having sold a bike they had stolen for 8 dollars, some old farts, and some pre teen skanks who were very giddy and giggily. I just found it really embarrassing seeing that I was asian and playing gameboy on the lrt. Then I had one of my scariest encounter of my life ever, with some of the people around me.

No, I did not get jumped by several dirty natives, but the tween skanks started to giggle for some reason, and one of them actually approached me and told me that her and her friends though I had "sexy legs". AAAUUUGGGHHHHJJGGGGGGGGH. If you didn't already know, my legs have very little hair. Sure, if a girl like Ashlee Simpson or my feisty kickboxing fantasy, Lindsay, said that they thought I had sexy legs I'd be flattered! But fuck, I usually love having them nice and hairless, 'cause they feel nice and smooth. But having heard such a response from a probable 12 or 13 year old, I simply felt disgusted and wanted to vomit out my curry-dinner.

I then walked home at about midnight in the darkness and got asked by 2 people if I would be willing to sell a smoke to them, which actually helped give me back some "man-confidence", having people think that I'm an asian who smokes. (In my opinion, if your asian and you smoke, your not just a gangster, but your a GANGSTA. So for a brief second they made me feel cool.)