Sun Burn
I've gotten quite the tan since school ended. I don't seem to have sun burn anywhere on my body, except for my upper lip/moustache area. Holy fuck. Going to the dentist's today and having to open my mouth as wide as physically possible is equivalent to the pain of papercutting your eyes with litmus paper (you never know when you want to test the acidity of your tears).
My mouth area is starting to look more and more like a vagina with teeth.
posted by porkdumpling @ 1:00 PM
2 Comments:
aloe helps
Why thank you for your advice! I'm lathering my whole moustache with Lotion right now. It really looks as if I let milk settle (n the little moustache hairs that I have) for a very long time, forming some sort of white-cheese solidified solution :).
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