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Friday, June 30, 2006

Nothing to do.

Lately I have had little to nothing interesting to write down on my blog lol, so I apologize for leading a boring life. Let's see, what have I done lately. Monday was the final day of school and that day I decided to stay in the sun a lot, and I think I overapplied sunscreen on my moustache area, causing major dryness and rashing to this very day. Tuesday or Wednesday I played videogames at a friends house. Yesterday being Thursday, I went to this roller disco thing, and luckily I didn't wipe out as often as expected. But now I have giant blisters from the rollerskates that are just filled with dirty and bacteria infected moisture :). Oh man, today was even sadder, because I was so bored that I walked to a newspaper dispenser and actually bought a copy of the Edmonton Journal and read it isnide and out for over 2 hours. Then I went ahead and finished one of the word puzzles included in the mind games section which took roughly another hour.

OH WAIT! I JUST REMEMBERED, SOMETHING INTERESTING ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN TODAY. Hahahaa... I laugh just thinking about it. So as it turns out, Lindsay hasn't gone to kickboxing classes lately, BUT I saw this other chick whose also really good at kickboxing. She rarely went to class until this week, but wow, she's pretty fucking hot. I don't know if I should be sicked out or turned on, but nearing the end of class, she turned around and I saw that she had sweat puddling around top of her ass crack. So to all girls who may be reading this, if your going to workout or do some exercise and think your going to exessively sweat, you might want to put kleenex or some shit in your undies. BUT ANYWAYS, when she thought nobody was looking, it looked like to me, that she shoved her 4 main fingers (all fingers except for the thumb), and ever so lightly scratched her vagina for a good 5 seconds. I'm not lying to you about this, but I SWEAR, I saw her carress her own vagina. Either that, or I'm just imagining really perverted things that keep my mind ticking.

P.S. I know it might not be true, esepcially since I know very little about hockey, But I've tuned into forums and things enough to find out that Chris Pronger wants to leave the Oilers. I also heard he had an affair with a news reporter from CityTV named Christy Chorley, and actually got her pregnant. If he did actually bang her, for a guy missing his front teeth, he totally scored. SLUT ALERT

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