Let's have babies.

I realize that the following post will sound ultra creepy and perverted, but I don't give a shit, 'cause I've never felt so aroused by a girl who was sweating this much and this is my time to share my little experience with you all.


So I went to kickboxing class today. Not as many people showed up because of the Oiler's game, but my destiny walked through the doors and nothing else mattered. As referred to in an earlier post, this girl has long brown hair, nice round and eyes on a very symmetrical face, and legs that never seem to end. I would go ahead and talk about her other assets, but I won't =D.

After class, we all stretched, and I guess she either got sick of kicking around on the hard carpet or just wanted to get close to me, so she planted herself right beside me on the nicely padded area. I stretched, and as I stretched I flexed just about every muscle in my body to make myself seem more muscular than I really was. Then she blew her top off. Not literally, but she did this one stretch where she pushed her chest straight into the air, hands wrapped around her ankles from behind, and with her heavenly eyes closed. I swear, if I had my own modelling agency, she'd be my top model. She puts the letters H O and T in the word AROUSING.

Right when I was about to leave.. she blew her shorts off. No she didn't fart, she did an alternative type splits with her legs. And I swear to you I am not lying.. but she stuck her ass right towards my direction. Like holy fuck, do you want me to stare or do you want me to stare? So as I made up a few more stretches.. when all of a sudden she lifted her perky rear end into the air and put her elbows on the padding. Oh my god, must I say anymore? FUCK, I wish I were eighteen.