Laugh Out Loud.

Last night was the athlete's banquet, where all the Mcnally athletes came to reflect on their past year. Pretty boring I must say, until the "hypnotising show". People were picked and I sadly wasn't picked, and was pretty fucking pissed. But I let it pass, as the hypnotist said some people in the crowd, if they relaxed enough, would become hypnotised in their seats. So I put my hands on my lap and my feet flat on the floor, and listened to every word he told the select few on stage to do. Next thing you know, I'm sleeping like the dead.

All that I can remember from that phase is sleeping on my friend's shoulder to waking up centre stage in between all the volunteers and in front of hundreds of people. Man was that fucking scary lol. Apparently, I was a total sleezebag in the show, as I was the most reckless napper on stage and also hitting it up with not just the ladies beside me, but with the big macho basketball player to my left.

I woke up this morning feeling absolutely GREAT! Except in the back of my head I remembered, I was in a hypnosis demonstration and was crossing my fingers that I hopefully did not do anything TOO extreme. I found out, I was a lead singer in the Spice Girls, and knew every word of Wannabe. I always knew that buying that Spice Girls Cassette in Elementary school would come back and bite me in the ass. But that wasn't the most alarming thing that apparently happened. When I heard that someone like myself, a very big homophobic, tried to make out with the male hypnotist I just about ripped my lips off.

At least I got a good sleep from it all.