Nothing to do.

Lately I have had little to nothing interesting to write down on my blog lol, so I apologize for leading a boring life. Let's see, what have I done lately. Monday was the final day of school and that day I decided to stay in the sun a lot, and I think I overapplied sunscreen on my moustache area, causing major dryness and rashing to this very day. Tuesday or Wednesday I played videogames at a friends house. Yesterday being Thursday, I went to this roller disco thing, and luckily I didn't wipe out as often as expected. But now I have giant blisters from the rollerskates that are just filled with dirty and bacteria infected moisture :). Oh man, today was even sadder, because I was so bored that I walked to a newspaper dispenser and actually bought a copy of the Edmonton Journal and read it isnide and out for over 2 hours. Then I went ahead and finished one of the word puzzles included in the mind games section which took roughly another hour.

OH WAIT! I JUST REMEMBERED, SOMETHING INTERESTING ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN TODAY. Hahahaa... I laugh just thinking about it. So as it turns out, Lindsay hasn't gone to kickboxing classes lately, BUT I saw this other chick whose also really good at kickboxing. She rarely went to class until this week, but wow, she's pretty fucking hot. I don't know if I should be sicked out or turned on, but nearing the end of class, she turned around and I saw that she had sweat puddling around top of her ass crack. So to all girls who may be reading this, if your going to workout or do some exercise and think your going to exessively sweat, you might want to put kleenex or some shit in your undies. BUT ANYWAYS, when she thought nobody was looking, it looked like to me, that she shoved her 4 main fingers (all fingers except for the thumb), and ever so lightly scratched her vagina for a good 5 seconds. I'm not lying to you about this, but I SWEAR, I saw her carress her own vagina. Either that, or I'm just imagining really perverted things that keep my mind ticking.

P.S. I know it might not be true, esepcially since I know very little about hockey, But I've tuned into forums and things enough to find out that Chris Pronger wants to leave the Oilers. I also heard he had an affair with a news reporter from CityTV named Christy Chorley, and actually got her pregnant. If he did actually bang her, for a guy missing his front teeth, he totally scored. SLUT ALERT

Sun Burn

I've gotten quite the tan since school ended. I don't seem to have sun burn anywhere on my body, except for my upper lip/moustache area. Holy fuck. Going to the dentist's today and having to open my mouth as wide as physically possible is equivalent to the pain of papercutting your eyes with litmus paper (you never know when you want to test the acidity of your tears).

My mouth area is starting to look more and more like a vagina with teeth.

She roundhouse-kicked her way into my heart

So remember that chick I talked about in earlier posts? Well I overheard what her name was, and it's LINDSAY! What a beautiful name. And as an added bonus I got to train right in front of her! Man oh man. So whenever I looked at myself punching or kicking or doing whatever in the mirror, I could look a little to the right and see her kicking behind me :) I swear it was almost as if she was trying to kick me! We were so close. Oh man, I could seriously feel our connection in the ring.

Then the turning point. I was hacking away at one of the lighter punching bags with my KILLER right foot, and she walked by and the bag had lightly hit her in the thigh. I quickly jumped to my sense and hugged the bag with all the power invested in me to stop it from rotating around and managed to say sorry, awaiting an elbow to the face from my beloved. But instead of causing physical harm to me, my Lindsay laughed and giggled and gave me the BIGGEST smile (which I examined she had the most beautiful teeth) and said it was ok. WOW. She's the most understanding woman on earth! It is truly meant to be.

In the meantime, by the end of class, I got my ass handed to me when I attempted to spar one of the instructors.

I'm thinking right now, it would REALLY suck ass if Lindsay somehow ran into my blog.

Reflecting on last years summer.

I realize I'm not quite done all my exams yet, and summer isn't here yet, but it sure feels like it's summer holidays.

When I think and reflect on all the things I did last summer, I can't think of very much. I'd wake up, go on kid's game sites, and play games with kids and harrass them by telling them they were fat if they beat me. I also watched lots of TV. What shows did I watch you might ask? I don't remember. Oh yeah I also remember getting hired to paint tattoo's at the annual Fringe Festival. Funny thing was I couldn't paint or draw at all. I'd paint a ladybug and it would turn out looking more like a bleeding skull or I'd paint a lion and it would look more like a harmless puppy. Ahh, what a great summer it was.

P.S. A video from the infamous, the one and the only, WASIANS!
Four Asians, One White guy. The "Pre-puberty" years. Ahhh, grade 9 was sweet.

Studying.

This is a bittersweet time of year. Learning dumb shit in school is over, but now it's time to apply to stupid shit you learnt. For the next little while nothing interesting will be posted, because I have exams. But anyways, I shouldn't be on blogger right now, I should be reading up on coordinate geometry and polynomial inequalities.

Exam Schedule:
Monday, June 19 - Math Final
Tuesday, June 20th - English Pt. A Final
Wednesday, June 21 - History Pt. A Final
Thursday, June 22 - Science Final
Friday, June 23 - English Pt. B Final
Monday, June 26 - History Pt. B Final


Now something actually entertaining:
Since I'm on my so called study break, I'm watching all the episodes of the "Soup Movie" series. It's a pretty interesting story, about a guy who is basically dating three pyschotic chicks at once. It's actually really funny so I recommend you watch it from beginning to end. There are always new episodes being posted, so yeah, here it is. SOUP

Let's have babies.

I realize that the following post will sound ultra creepy and perverted, but I don't give a shit, 'cause I've never felt so aroused by a girl who was sweating this much and this is my time to share my little experience with you all.


So I went to kickboxing class today. Not as many people showed up because of the Oiler's game, but my destiny walked through the doors and nothing else mattered. As referred to in an earlier post, this girl has long brown hair, nice round and eyes on a very symmetrical face, and legs that never seem to end. I would go ahead and talk about her other assets, but I won't =D.

After class, we all stretched, and I guess she either got sick of kicking around on the hard carpet or just wanted to get close to me, so she planted herself right beside me on the nicely padded area. I stretched, and as I stretched I flexed just about every muscle in my body to make myself seem more muscular than I really was. Then she blew her top off. Not literally, but she did this one stretch where she pushed her chest straight into the air, hands wrapped around her ankles from behind, and with her heavenly eyes closed. I swear, if I had my own modelling agency, she'd be my top model. She puts the letters H O and T in the word AROUSING.

Right when I was about to leave.. she blew her shorts off. No she didn't fart, she did an alternative type splits with her legs. And I swear to you I am not lying.. but she stuck her ass right towards my direction. Like holy fuck, do you want me to stare or do you want me to stare? So as I made up a few more stretches.. when all of a sudden she lifted her perky rear end into the air and put her elbows on the padding. Oh my god, must I say anymore? FUCK, I wish I were eighteen.

Laugh Out Loud.

Last night was the athlete's banquet, where all the Mcnally athletes came to reflect on their past year. Pretty boring I must say, until the "hypnotising show". People were picked and I sadly wasn't picked, and was pretty fucking pissed. But I let it pass, as the hypnotist said some people in the crowd, if they relaxed enough, would become hypnotised in their seats. So I put my hands on my lap and my feet flat on the floor, and listened to every word he told the select few on stage to do. Next thing you know, I'm sleeping like the dead.

All that I can remember from that phase is sleeping on my friend's shoulder to waking up centre stage in between all the volunteers and in front of hundreds of people. Man was that fucking scary lol. Apparently, I was a total sleezebag in the show, as I was the most reckless napper on stage and also hitting it up with not just the ladies beside me, but with the big macho basketball player to my left.

I woke up this morning feeling absolutely GREAT! Except in the back of my head I remembered, I was in a hypnosis demonstration and was crossing my fingers that I hopefully did not do anything TOO extreme. I found out, I was a lead singer in the Spice Girls, and knew every word of Wannabe. I always knew that buying that Spice Girls Cassette in Elementary school would come back and bite me in the ass. But that wasn't the most alarming thing that apparently happened. When I heard that someone like myself, a very big homophobic, tried to make out with the male hypnotist I just about ripped my lips off.

At least I got a good sleep from it all.

First Kickboxing Lesson

So today I enrolled at Frank Lee's gym for his muay thai kickboxing lessons/training, and holy shit am I tired. When I first started it felt quite awkward, and my footwork was as bad as a drunken hobo, but my saving grace came along. This brunette who could not have been older than 20, warmed up beside me. HOLY SHIT. You cannot even BEGIN to imagine how hot this girl was. Omg... I would gladly let her kick my ass anyday. She even did the splits, RIGHT BESIDE ME. Holy hell, life was good. But right after the warm up, the damn instructor called her over to train closer to him, I wonder why. But it was alright, 'cause now I didn't need to turn my head to see her. I also don't care if this sounds disgusting, but she looked even better when she was DRIPPING in sweat. By goly. Other than that, my first lesson was pretty good, I learned a handful of things that will inevitably come in handy one day :)

Week In Review

This week was, different lol. Monday was lets say, a wake up call. Oh yeah, and I've been on The Abs Diet for a little over 10 days now, and I must say it's going well. Soon enough I should have a DEADLY 6-pack! Until then, I'm going to have to sweat it out and keep my shirt down. This entire week, was dedicated to working out and I'm happy to say that with the help of the Abs Diet eating regimen and my workout routine, I've lost over 5 pounds man. Let's see waht happened specifically this week..... Hm. Oh on Wednesday I had a interview at the downtown Y for a volunteering position, and once my criminal and past record check is passed, I'm gonna be working in the workout centre as a host and quite possibly hosting those summer camps for little kids. Best part is that by the end of October, after a months worth of courses, I'll be a CERTIFIED FITNESS TRAINER! Yeah, I know, how nuts. Let's see, as for today I also went to Frank Lee's Gym just to see what the gym was like, and right when I walked up to the door, a bunch of these huge martial art guys told me that they were just about to close, so I spent less than a minute looking around, but so far, it looks like a good place to learn some kung fu and muay thai kickboxing. My mom said it would be alright if I learnt how to fight, so that's a good thing.

I can't wait to break another big sweat tomorrow morning.

What a nice day today.

I shall go for a jog 'round the river valley and hope not to get shat on.