Shiat

So today I went for a nice long jog. I felt really refreshed and nice afterwards as I cooled down in my own sweat. So I then wiped the sweat off my forehead with the sleeve of my shirt, and in the corner of my right eye, I saw a small white and brown streak across my arm. A bird had pooped on my under armour and I had walked by so many people that I wonder if they saw the bird shit, but just didn't tell me.