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Monday, May 29, 2006

I feel ..

.. disapointed in myself. But I've gotta force myself to look up. I'm going to put my blog on hold for a while until I feel better.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Shiat

So today I went for a nice long jog. I felt really refreshed and nice afterwards as I cooled down in my own sweat. So I then wiped the sweat off my forehead with the sleeve of my shirt, and in the corner of my right eye, I saw a small white and brown streak across my arm. A bird had pooped on my under armour and I had walked by so many people that I wonder if they saw the bird shit, but just didn't tell me.

Another Boring Update

So yesterday was Friday, and I went to this big reunion at Hawrelak park. I ate uncooked steak, inhaled a large scale of fire smoke and fire pit toxins, stepped in geese shit at least a dozen times, played some good football, and even ended up digging through a large public waste bin for my accidently thrown-away retainers. Afterwards, I went to played some pool till a little after midnight with a few friends.

Time well spent.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Downright Stupidity.

Today I didn't do much. Woke up fairly late, went to the gym to pump some strength into my tiny muscles, ate a bunch of food, and went to Save-On-Foods with my mom!

Funny thing happened today. I went into the book section of Save On, and ran into "The Abs Diet" written by some guy with a really long last name. So I bought it and started reading it and started to realize, though I do have an apparent bag of Jell-O in front of my so called "abs", I'm still what people would classify as a scrawny little guy and I just bought a book which will enhance weight loss. I don't need to get any smaller. FUCK. Oh well, we'll see how it goes.

Friday, May 19, 2006

A Day In The Life Of A Very Boring Chinese Teenager

Firstly, let me introduce myself. I'm just another asian teen with nothing better to do. I was born and raised in Edmonton and currently attend high school. I live with my family obviously and will probably live with my family long past the time I graduate from high school, because I'm one of those few Chinese kids who struggle in Math. I like to do lots of things, as I really do not have a designated hobby. To sum it all up, I'm using blogger as a portal to express myself.

So today was Day 1 of my 4 day long weekend, and did nothing other than look over the family business and played some cards online. Playing online poker today didn't go as well as planned, as I lost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Play dollars that is. Poker just isn't what it used to be. Some like to think of it as a hustler's game, I like to think of it as a prestigious get together of human psychology and a bare knuckle battle of wits. Now it's just a game that is so mainstream it was banned at my already very boring high school. My main point is, the game just does not have that sense of excitement as it is much overplayed nowadays. Just a couple days ago, walking back home from the Y, I was bitten by a damn mosquito. It has now gotten alot bigger. It is roughly the size of a body builder's fist, nice and plump. But I just can't stop the scratching, as it really does feel like an orgasm in my right calve. OH man ....